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I love Summer, dream catchers, messy hair, film, Fall, and romance. My blog basically describes me and consists of things that inspire me, or make me smile. Follow? <3

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    clawfoottub:

black—betty:

theconsultingharlequin:

exrlgrey:

miseryxcloud:

exrlgrey:

Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size

holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur

I kno what the heck

Welcome to Canada.

#betty dearest#explain 
HAHA—I can’t really explain the majestic qualities of the moose, but I do have a story that further illuminates their hugeness: A friend of mine was driving down the highway up north and a moose stepped out onto road and he hit it. The moose turned its head at the last minute and its antlers went through the windshield and bent the metal frame of the entire front end of the car. My buddy was smart or lucky enough to bend down—the antlers went right over his head and the police told him he would have been severed in half. His car was DESTROYED.
The Moose just pulled its head out of the wreckage and continued on to the other side of the road like it ain’t no thing. 
IN SHORT: A moose is so big it can joust with a large automobile traveling at high speeds and dominate so completely that our only option is to worship it as a God in Canada. 

    clawfoottub:

    black—betty:

    theconsultingharlequin:

    exrlgrey:

    miseryxcloud:

    exrlgrey:

    Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size

    holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur

    I kno what the heck

    Welcome to Canada.

     

    HAHA—I can’t really explain the majestic qualities of the moose, but I do have a story that further illuminates their hugeness: A friend of mine was driving down the highway up north and a moose stepped out onto road and he hit it. The moose turned its head at the last minute and its antlers went through the windshield and bent the metal frame of the entire front end of the car. My buddy was smart or lucky enough to bend down—the antlers went right over his head and the police told him he would have been severed in half. His car was DESTROYED.

    The Moose just pulled its head out of the wreckage and continued on to the other side of the road like it ain’t no thing. 

    IN SHORT: A moose is so big it can joust with a large automobile traveling at high speeds and dominate so completely that our only option is to worship it as a God in Canada. 


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sounds like something a vampire would say

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    sounds like something a vampire would say


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